Everyone's calling me "Razzi" all of a sudden

It's kind of freaking me out.

No one except my high school friends calls me by that name until recently. I mean, it's fine with me but I just find it weird to hear someone who is not from high school call me that.

But it's cool, don't worry. I just need to get used to it. Haha.

You can call me by any name. You can even call me Mrs. Cumberbatch. But that's another story. :D

I've been Cumberbatched

Mr. Cumberbatch, sir,

If you would be so kind and get yourself out of my head, that would be very much appreciated. Review classes have started and I cannot afford to let you occupy what little of the remaining space I have in my brain.

Oh god, you. Just stop being so… so… oh, I don’t even know what to call you.

Thank you.


Sincerely,
Rachel