The Art of Being Pissed Off


It's an art. 'cause i said so. XD

And it takes years of practice to master it. Not days, years. Because it wouldn't be that nice if you spend everyday of your life looking like you've got a stick shoved up your... uhh... nose. XD


start with...

[1] a cold shoulder

• Ignore people.
• Speak in monosyllables (if not at all). 
• Reply with nods and shrugs.

then...

[2] be indifferent

• Pull on a poker face. 
• Emit an if-you-come-any-closer-you're-dead aura. 
• Glare at nothing in particular.

and finally...

[3] snap

•  A string of colorful curses would be nice start (you can either mutter it under your breath or say it out quite loudly). 
• Slam doors when you walk in/out of a room/car. 
• Throw things around carelessly (doesn't necessarily have to be yours). 
• Snap at random people. 
• Continue glaring. 
• Don't walk away - stomp.

Note: This may change in a couple of days/weeks/months/years whensoever due to.. more accurate... uhh... observations. Hah.

Impossible List

i can't believe i'm doing this again this year. it has been the same list every year and i haven't changed a bit. hah. 


i would try my best not to...

...cut classes. ha, as if. but i guess it's worth a try. except when i really, really,really need to cram something. XD

...cram. honestly, i don't love cramming. who does, anyway? but cramming loves me. it's kinda hard to get it out of the system.

...sleep in class. i swear by the end of this sem, i may have mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open. nah, i haven't tried it with both eyes but it pretty much works with one eye. i get a lot of practice during my psy and engps classes. ^^
...fail another exam. boo-yah. as much as i loved doing that during my HS days, i figured out it's not much fun now as it was back then.

...swear/curse. i don't know if it's just me but muttering a string of colorful profanities seems to be a stress buster. it sort of became a "normal" thing to do. oh, well. maybe a curse jar would help. fifty bucks for every curse word i utter. ha, i'd be rich and broke by the end of january. tch. what's the point of betting money with yourself? you'd only get it in the end. asshole. oops. 


i would try my best to...

...pay attention in class (esp in psy and engps). for at least fifteen minutes, tops. no, make it ten. nah, who am i kidding? i won't survive that long. coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 

...come to class on time. well, it's not like i'm always late. the teacher just happens to come earlier than me. heh.
...save money. another as if. this has been on my list every freakin' year and i always end up broke by december. i'm actually starting to wonder where all my money go. 

...stop playing neopets and adventure quest. and diner dash/diner dash2/wedding dash. noooooooooooooo. i can't. i bloody can't. it's like telling myself not to breathe. okay, i'm exaggerating. but... but... it's not fair. i should at least get to play once or twice a week. but NEVER during cram sessions. i guess that's a better deal.  

...remind myself that i made another impossible list this year. and that i should exert a tiny little bit of extra effort to make at least one possible. XD


boohoo. good luck to me. it's another crazy year ahead.