A Procrastinator's Deal

To whom it may concern:

It has been brought to attention, that I, Kaori, had been suffering from academic fallbacks due to my current title as Mistress Procrastinator and Queen of all Crammers. I had been long living up to my reputation as such, however, the damage done recently is way beyond repair.

The Order of Two-Headed Turtles (aka the Procrastinator's Society) has decided to cut me some slack and allowed me to not fully carry out my responsibilities as the current Mistress Procrastinator. This does not mean, in any way, that I am giving up my title. However, in any case that a worthy successor should make himself/herself known, I would gladly step down from my throne.

In accordance to the decision of the Order, a contract has been drafted to make sure I will be back to my full-time position in no time. The agreement is as follows:

[1] Thou shall not play Restaurant City, Mafia Wars, and Waka-Waka nor indulge in answering FB quizzes except on weekends and free days (see definition of free day in Appendix).

[2] Thou shall not read nor write (nor even plot) fanfictions unless thou completely ran out of things to do.

[3] Thou shall not stalk random people over the internet especially Harry Potter characters (and a certain guy named Tom Felton).

[4] Thou shall only plurk to let people know that thou is still alive. Overplurking shall not be tolerated.

[5] Thou shall spend thy Mondays and Fridays at the library, catching up on the lessons thou missed because a) thou is not listening, b) thou is sleeping/daydreaming, c) thou really have no clue what thy teacher is talking about, and/or d) thy brain completely shut down during lecture.

[6] Thou shall fill thy notebook with actual notes instead of the usual nonsense scribbles and pathetic works of (f)art.

[7] Thou shall sleep before the clock strikes midnight. Staying up late will only be allowed during nights before exams and/or other academic-related matters.

The rules are summarized, but not limited, to the aforementioned. Any form of non-compliance to these rules will result to the termination of my title as resident Mistress Procrastinator and Queen Crammer. This agreement is only temporary until I am able to pull my grades up to a reasonable notch.

Sworn on the 22nd day of July, 2009, on my bed, in my room, somewhere in the world.

Signed,

Kaori

Mistress Procrastinator

Queen of all Crammers