The Art of Being Pissed Off

It's an art. Because I said so.

And it takes years of practice to master it. Not days, years. Because it wouldn't be that nice if you spend everyday of your life looking like you've got a stick shoved up your... uhh... nose.


First you start with...

[1] a cold shoulder

• Ignore people. 
• Speak in monosyllables (if not at all). 
• Reply with nods and shrugs.

then...

[2] be indifferent

• Pull on a poker face. 
• Emit an if-you-come-any-closer-you're-dead aura. 
• Glare at nothing in particular.

and finally...

[3] snap

• A string of colorful curses would be nice start (you can either mutter it under your breath or say it out quite loudly). 
• Slam doors when you walk in/out of a room/car. 
• Throw things around carelessly (doesn't necessarily have to be yours). 
• Snap at random people. 
• Continue glaring. 
• Don't walk away - stomp.

Note: This may change in a couple of days/weeks/months/years whensoever due to.. more accurate... uhh... observations. Ha.

This is from my Multiply blog. I thought it would only be appropriate to reblog this here since I seem to get pissed off a lot easily lately. I would say it was just the hormones but really, people around me are acting like jerks recently and I don't know how to deal with them anymore.