Random Fanfiction

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Naruto characters:

1. Kakashi
2. Naruto
3. Sasuke
4. Sai
5. Gaara
6. Shikamaru
7. Jiraiya
8. Itachi
9. Tsunade
10. Sakura
11. Kiba
12. Neji

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Shika/Kiba...? no. Shikamaru's MINE.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sai. Well, sort of. He looks a bit like Sasuke, so yeah. But he's skinny. And pale. >:)

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Neji/Itachi

OMGWTFBBQ! That's just... ugh. no. Not possible. Never. Itachi never bottoms, anyway. >:)

But if it did happen, Sasuke doesn't have to worry about reviving his clan anymore. XD

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

None that i know of... I don't really read Tsunade-centric fics. Mostly narusasu/sasunaru and other crack fics.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Naruto/Shikamaru...

I would not humor that with an answer.

I've changed my mind. Maybe, they do. I remember this episode where Shika was saying that he doesn't want to worry about Ino and Chouji. And Naruto. Ino and Chouji, i understand -- they're from the same team. But Naruto? This must be some kind of fanservice or something.

Okay, i'm shutting up. Sasuke's gonna kill me.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gaara/Tsunade or Gaara/Sakura

Does he really have a choice? Sakura's like a miniature Tsunade! -.-"

Honestly, i'd much prefer Gaara with Neji. But for this one, i'd say Gaara/Sakura. Unless Gaara prefers bigger... uhh... assets. XD

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Jiraiya walked in on Naruto and Neji having sex... he'd probably start writing gay porn soon. Or maybe he has started already. -.-"

Neji should be thankful it wasn't Sasuke who walked in on them. As for Naruto... he's got a lot of explaining to do.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Sasuke/Sakura. Wow, what a rare pairing. -.-"

Sasuke is still in the process of moving on after his break-up with his ex-fiancee Sakura. Then he meets this annoying blonde who not only got into his nerve, but possibly into his heart as well. Rawr.

Oh. I was supposed to write a summary for a Sasu/Saku fic? But it's stated there that he and Sakura were engaged before. That has got to count. Besides, this may be the best summary i've ever written (prolly make a story about it, even) and there's no way i'm making it a sasu/saku one. >:)

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Kakashi/Itachi.

i've always wanted to read a fic about them but i never got around to doing it. KakaIta fluff? well, it's possible. heck, i even feel like writing one right now. (muses, behave!)

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jiraiya/Neji...

This is just so... wrong. >"It's All Wrong But It's All Right"...? kyaaa. i know, it's a title of a song but... i don't know... ><

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sai/Kakashi.

There is NO freaking way this is going to happen. Not even in fanfictions. Not when i'm around! Kakashi is mine, too. Sai, that's just not fair. T_T

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Jiraiya slash? with whom? Orochi-chan? i don't even want to know... *shudder*

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sasuke? well, yeah. apparently, they're all normal people, unlike me.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Hmm. I don't know... Kiba is fun. If i were born a good artist, i would have loved to draw him.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Naruto/Sai/Gaara.

I don't think so... But boy, will Sasuke be pissed at that. >:)

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Shannaro!!"

hahaha. she always says that. lol.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Itachi. he's one of my top faves. "The Hardest Thing" by 98 Degrees. hey! making sasuke believe all that crap must have been hard on him. T_T

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kakashi/Shikamaru/Neji

Warning(s): Alcohol. Illegal use of sharingan and byakugan. More alcohol.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Sakura/Naruto

Sakura: Have you tried that new ramen flavor?

Naruto: There's a new flavor?!

Sakura: Yeah. I just ate it. Wanna taste me instead?

Rawr. No way in hell. Lol.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Gaara? i... can't remember. Lol. Sometime this week, i guess. He's almost always just a third party in a sasunaru fic. And i've been reading Harry Potter fics recently so... last i've read about him must've been a couple of days ago already.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Shikamaru...

he's got this obsession with shogi pieces... Gaaaah!! Shikamaru-sama! i'm shutting up!

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Kiba/Tsunade

maybe. if he had just finished drinking enough sake to last him a lifetime, yes.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Sasuke/Jiraiya.

Gah. This is too much for my brain to handle. O.o;;;;;;;;;

Not like there's even the slightest chance of getting together, but since i love tormenting sasu-chan, i'd say Jiraiya would top. *evil laugh*

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Kakashi and Tsunade are in a happy relationship until Tsunade suddenly runs off with Sai. Kakashi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kiba and a brief unhappy affair with Neji, then follows the wise advice of Gaara and finds true love with Sasuke."

I bet Gaara told Kakashi to "go shag another ice prince. Neji's mine."

yeah, something like that. XD

Title? Looking for Love With the Wrong Eye (sharingan, people? get it? nvm...)

I don't think anyone would read, let alone write, a messed-up fic like that... unless it's an extremely crack fic.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jiraiya/Itachi...

broken-hearted. Itachi... you were meant to be mine.