I've been Cumberbatched

Mr. Cumberbatch, sir,

If you would be so kind and get yourself out of my head, that would be very much appreciated. Review classes have started and I cannot afford to let you occupy what little of the remaining space I have in my brain.

Oh god, you. Just stop being so… so… oh, I don’t even know what to call you.

Thank you.


Sincerely,
Rachel