It was an hour before midnight and Harry Potter was not even halfway done with reviewing in Defence Against Dark Arts. They have an exam the following morning and unlike the usual practical exams they had the previous years, Umbridge preferred a more theoretical approach.
Harry put his quill down and pressed his head down on the table. He immediately began to wonder if he would be at least a little bit smarter when the clock strikes twelve, signaling his 15th birthday.
Suddenly, the author realized that even though this is entirely fanfiction, she got the facts all wrong since Harry Potter was born on the 31st of July which means that it was still summer break when he celebrated his fifteenth birthday. What more, they weren't supposed to be back at Hogwarts yet, seeing that they were bound to return on the 1st of September.
It is now safe to conclude that this is another one of the author's failed attempts in writing a Harry Potter fanfiction. Her muses are currently in denial that they are working for the said author and claims that they had nothing to do with their master's sudden burst of fanfiction idea.
THE END.
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